AUSTELL, GA – Yesterday afternoon, DFCS agents surrounded the house of Austell residents Jerome and Mary-Ann Garner and removed their two homeschooled children after obtaining shocking evidence of domestic abuse. DFCS agents were notified by an anonymous source who claimed to have witnessed the abuse firsthand. Mr and Mrs Garner are currently being held in custody without bail until their hearing next Thursday. Joel and Martin, aged nine and twelve, were removed from the home without incident.
DFCS agent Ron Wilkins said that the abuse, which was both physical and psychological, was some of the strangest and most severe he has seen in years. “Homeschoolers are obviously more prone to abuse than others, which is why you have to keep a close eye on them. But what was happening here really defies explanation,” Wilkins said. “Nobody, and certainly no child, should ever have to endure something like this.”
The Garners allegedly had placed small, hard, uncomfortable seats in a small room of the house that was allegedly sectioned off for “learning.” The children were forced to sit in the tiny chairs for hours upon end, sometimes up to eight hours, were not allowed to get up or move around, and were only permitted to use the bathroom certain times of the day. They were not allowed outside except for a small thirty-minute window, similar to what is done in American penitentiaries. Wilkins claims that this was not the worst of it, however. “These children were subjected not only to unthinkable physical torture, but were treated like animals. When certain periods of the day ended, a loud bell was rung to prod them to move on to the next subject, or to go to a different room. It was just ghastly.”
Though this kind of torture lasted for seven to eight hours of the day, it wasn’t even the end. Even after children were permitted to leave their small seats, they were required to perform endless rote problems for many more hours, sometimes as late as 8 or 9 pm each night. “These are children we’re talking about,” said Wilkins, “We as adults are not subjected to this level of mental exhaustion – what parent would do this to a pre-teen child?”
The Garners did not speak to the police nor have they released any statement as of this morning. Marvin Gladstone, the Garners’ attorney, claims that the arrest was unwarranted. “My clients did not do anything wrong. Once the evidence is brought to light, they will be exonerated.” He stated that his clients were merely trying to take their task of homeschooling seriously and that no abuse was intended whatsoever.
DFCS, however, disagrees. They claim that the treatment of their two children, having gone on for so many years with such consistency, shows an organised and calculated attempt to brainwash their children and to destroy any sense of identity in them. DFCS child psychologist Renee Nesbitt agrees. “You can’t claim that you love your children, and then subject them to this level of bizarre abuse for years on end. The small wooden chairs, the constant ringing of a harsh fire-alarm like bell, the prohibition on speaking, moving, and going outside – it’s despicable,” Nesbitt said. “You might as well send them to a concentration camp.” Nesbitt plans on testifying against the Garners in their upcoming hearing. Nesbitt also claims that she has evidence that the children were routinely drugged with stimulants and anti-depressants in order to allow them to cope with the extremely restrictive and controlling treatment. Though she remains somewhat hopeful, Nesbitt concluded by saying she is unsure if the children will ever be able to recover fully given the breadth and intensity of the abuse.
The Garner children are currently staying with relatives until a long term solution can be found.
“The small wooden chairs, the constant ringing of a harsh fire alarm-like bell,” yada, yada, yada…
Ahem…isn’t that what public school like? How DARE these parents subject their children to that, lol? Should we just go ahead and make a DFACS call on all parents who send their children to public school?
This is disturbing to me. Not saying that’s the way we run things here…we prefer comfy, but very disturbing all the same. And too close(as in proximity) to home.
~Carol W
Hilarious.
Walter Karp wrote an article for Harper’s Magazine back in 1985 called Why Johnny Can’t Think, that illustrates perfectly the problem with government schooling. It’s available on the web, but it looks like the link didn’t paste
from my copying it.
Haha. Very well done, as always, Dave. The quotations are perfect.
Nicely done.
A few years back a government teacher in Charlotte suspended all recesses until the children stopped behaving restlessly. I’m sure that solved the problem.
I should have know you weren’t serious…
The link for the Walter Karp article”
http://www.sourcetext.com/grammarian/johnny.html
Chris, that’s a great essay. Of course, when people wring their hands about the failure of public education, I am always quick to correct them: public education has been one of the greatest successes of the US federal government. They have accomplished everything that they intended – and in spades.
Kent, that is precisely the kind of response I would expect from a public school. That, and/or drugs. In fact, that would be a nice “follow up” to this story: to discover that the parents, when confronted with children who didn’t like being abused, decided to drug up their children with antidepressants, pseudo-amphetamines, and SSRI medications.
Dave – the title of your article is grammatically incorrect. “Abused” and “homeschooled” are redundant.
You’re right, Logan! To avoid abuse, one must make sure that the amount of influence a parent has over his child is so minimal as not to be noticed. Anything beyond that is abuse.